10. The car next to you in traffic is bumping some loud music and you need to teach them how to be cool.
9. The masked bad guys told you not to scream but didn't mention anything about singing, laughing, telling stories, smoking or for that matter checking your sour dough starter heck you can probably even eat some ice cream even though that might lead to screaming so be careful.
8. You can't find words to express your heart. Maybe your heart is not too talkative. I think it wants to sing.
7. Quit letting lists have all the fun. Create your own state of play.
6. You don't know the words.
5. Everyone around you is wearing headphones of some sort or another: Give them a reason!
4. No one else knows the words to your song and I think you need to teach them :) "Have you ever written a song about singing a song and you wonder where the words come from?" Me too.
3. You are naked but no longer in the shower. Whoops! Damn attention span. Singing might hold the white coats off for another day or two. At least you put your shoes on today. Good job! I know it is hard but you are getting better.
2. The sun is out. Forgot to close the gate again didn't you. Well, at least you have a nice excuse to go for a walk and maybe then you can watch the sun set but please come get me if the sun rolls over and begs for a treat that would be something to sing about. And, in time, you might even get a rise out of the sun.
1. The sound effects person in your life fell asleep and you need something to help stay in rhythm.
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