Monday, September 9, 2024

The Bob Report (Apples Not Included)


 

Daily Report Number 13

Bob laugh. Bob so silly. You don’t say a word even though they are waiting for you to speak. You never needed other people to realize that you existed. You have always dreamed of being the tall dark cowboy riding away in the sunset. Bob point at the picture. Yes Bob that is very pretty Bob. Yes, pretty, veerrry pretty. But, instead, you must return each day, face the same people, and be here. Bob make pretty picture. Bob have fun. Yay for Bob! Being a human every day is harder than it appears. No wonder, you think, people consider the setting sun to be so beautiful to watch as it escapes into tomorrow. What next Bob?

Tuesday, September 3, 2024

The Bob Report: Apples Not Included


 

Daily Report Number 5

Duck float on water. Bob see duck. Hello Mister Quackers! Hello Mister Quackers! You lived longer than you intended and now you must decide what your life might be. Squeak! Go duck. Duck. Goose. (groan) Bob climb out of tub. Splish! Splash! Your heart wants to touch the earth, but skin and bones keep you caged. Bye Bye Mister Quakers! Bye Bye Mister Quakers! You are glad daily requirements prevent you from having to take responsibly for any real decisions in life. Bob pull the plug.

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