Sunday, January 24, 2021

The Bob Report (apples not included)

 


Daily Report Number 1

 

Bob hurt. Bob see doctor. You eat a candy bar for breakfast. It is the bravest thing you do. Your candy bar tastes good. Yum! Doctor no see Bob. Bob chase doctor. Doctor run fast. Bob run slow. Doctor win! Hooray! Yeah Doctor! Go fast Doctor! But your attempt to take control of your life is only a temporary posturing to fix a minor glitch in the auto pilot. Bob livid. Bob no catch doctor. Doctor laugh. Doctor taunt hurt Bob. Ha Ha. Bob. You do have some concerns but consider cats to be better than dogs. Bob plot revenge. Studio cut funding. No story. No Bob.  

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